l4ngu4g3-of-th3-bl1nd-proph3t:

owlmylove:

malfoymannor:

honestly they could make a harry potter movie where all that happened was paint drying at hogwarts and I’d be excited

that’d be aWESOME WE COULD LEARN ABOUT MAGICAL PAINT LIKE DOES IT CHANGE COLOR OR PAINT ITSELF WHAT DO MAGICAL PAINTBRUSHES LOOK LIKE AND WE COULD SEE TONS OF CLOSE UP SHOTS OF HOGWARTS AND ALL IT’S HIDDEN HALLS

This is what 6 years without another book does to a person

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myrtlewilson:

judedeluca:

myrtlewilson:

none of your mythological faves were even remotely straight like welcome 2 the real world jackass hercules had a fuckton of anal sex

People believe what they choose to.

it’s literally not a matter of belief there is literally a vase with a painting of zeus fucking his cupbearer ganymede while ganymede is holding a dildo like u can’t just not believe in thousand year old pottery

(via enterprissy)

sniffing:

i hope there’s netflix in hell

(via coconuttrecords)

toothpast:

turkeystuffer:

tatehorror:

Your tongue doesn’t fit comfortably in your mouth

you’re right, maybe it would fit better in yours

that was as smooth as fuck

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trillow:

edwad:

the sun is up

tag your spoilers

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christmasdiva:

MADE A THING BECAUSE EVERYONE THINKS SHES JUST A DUMB BLONDE AND SERIOUSLY THERES SO MUCH MORE TO HER OKAY

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itslokipoki:

vivillrocku:

babyrodent:

You had ONE job, Tom. ONE JOB.

Oh it’s back.

and…no ones going to comment on Tom Hiddleston talking about how MARVELOUSorgasms are.

(Source: teamponytail, via idonthaveyourangst)

I can’t stop laughing at my webcam folder

angrypickle:

consulting-idjit:

lesbiansinwesteros:

Sometimes there are pretty selfies like

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BUT THEN YOU PRESS “NEXT” AND IT’S LIKE A SURPRISE ATTACK OF THE FUCKING WERE-HAGS

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If I don’t stop

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I’m going to die

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alone

Well actually I have this folder on my computer called “Selfies” And.. it goes from this..image

to this.image

Now this isimagewhyimage

I amimage

SINGLEimage

WHAT THE FUCK IT’S LIKE YOU GUYS ARE GENDERSWAPPED

(via idonthaveyourangst)

sonicanteater:

numba-one-flaya:

why is the bad girl in high school movies always the popular preppy cheerleader why cant we have a movie where the villain is the nerdy girl who thinks shes superior to everyone else because she watches doctor who and drinks tea and is “not like other girls”

Or, even better, we could have a high school movie that doesn’t pit girls against each other.

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