thingsamylikes:

Every conversation with my mother EVER.

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myreligioniskindness:

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myreligioniskindness:

my brother tried to pick up a banana to make it look like he was talking on the phone but all the bananas in the bunch came with it and he just looked at me and went “i guess it’s a conference call”

A++ recovery

don’t encourage him

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vanyaliful:

The Doctor, Angel Bob and comfy chairs.

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amlour:

one time in high school this kid started choking on a roll and instead of helping him i said “how breadful” and that about sums up how useful i am in emergencies

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Tags: puns

whtev-r:

Siri being a sarcastic bitch

whtev-r:

Siri being a sarcastic bitch

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awkwardvagina:

sirlightbulb:

I’m still waitin for selfies to become an accepted form of currency

for some people they already are

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Tags: River Song

When I graduate, I will sneak into all my teachers’ bedrooms and do this:

sodamnrelatable:

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more relatable?

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goldenclitoris:

A+