honestly they could make a harry potter movie where all that happened was paint drying at hogwarts and I’d be excited
that’d be aWESOME WE COULD LEARN ABOUT MAGICAL PAINT LIKE DOES IT CHANGE COLOR OR PAINT ITSELF WHAT DO MAGICAL PAINTBRUSHES LOOK LIKE AND WE COULD SEE TONS OF CLOSE UP SHOTS OF HOGWARTS AND ALL IT’S HIDDEN HALLS
This is what 6 years without another book does to a person
none of your mythological faves were even remotely straight like welcome 2 the real world jackass hercules had a fuckton of anal sex
People believe what they choose to.it’s literally not a matter of belief there is literally a vase with a painting of zeus fucking his cupbearer ganymede while ganymede is holding a dildo like u can’t just not believe in thousand year old pottery
Sometimes there are pretty selfies like
BUT THEN YOU PRESS “NEXT” AND IT’S LIKE A SURPRISE ATTACK OF THE FUCKING WERE-HAGS
If I don’t stop
I’m going to die
Well actually I have this folder on my computer called “Selfies” And.. it goes from this..
Now this iswhy
WHAT THE FUCK IT’S LIKE YOU GUYS ARE GENDERSWAPPED
why is the bad girl in high school movies always the popular preppy cheerleader why cant we have a movie where the villain is the nerdy girl who thinks shes superior to everyone else because she watches doctor who and drinks tea and is “not like other girls”
Or, even better, we could have a high school movie that doesn’t pit girls against each other.